What do French Men Want?

It is not that we are insensitive to their needs, but TWB has never really wondered what French men want.

But, an alert female reader who was doing some research -for what we did not ask- has informed us of the answer anyway. Or, at least the answer according to Google.

Surprisingly, it turns out that Google thinks that what French men want is Tanker War Blog. If you type in Google search what do French men want (without quotes) the first entry out of 1,860,000 sites is Tanker War Blog. Specifically this post another contributer did about a question a French Air Force officer ask SecDef Gates during a speech.

As you can see below the number two site is AmericanGirlsAreEasy.com while number three is a blog post on why French men wear Speedos.

To be honest though, beyond desiring the Air Force tanker contract, none of us at Tanker War Blog have any idea what French men want. Sorry ladies.

AmericanGirlsAreEasy says picking one up will not be a problem. But, if Sarkozy is any indication, before the French man of your dreams pops the question you will have have to be skinnier, better looking, and taller than him. Being a former model and a heiress is preferred, but not required.

TAnchorman Exclusive Report

On his blog, TAnchorman has an exclusive report on EADS's comments about the recent GAO ruling that the Air Force tanker contract decision had numerous errors.

He also has a first look at the Air Force's reaction to the GAO's findings and its recommendation that the contract be rebid.

TAnchorman Announces Winning Tanker Name

We would like to direct our readers to TAnchorman's Blog as he has breaking news on the Name the Tanker Contest.

Thank you all for participating. It was a hard fought campaign, but the people have spoken and a winner has been declared.

KC-30 Naming Contest Finalists Announced

On his blog, TAnchorman has just released the official nose art for the KC-30 and he has announced the finalists in the name the KC-30 contest.

All visitors are asked to vote for their favorite name by noon on 16 June.

News Team 4 Special Report

Please visit TAnchorman's site where Brian Fantana has an investigative report on location in Dresden Germany about EADS's first tanker.

Also, we are sorry to announce that the News Team 4 did not win the CNBC Fake Blog contest. That high honor went to Fake Angelo Mozilo.

In fact, News Team 4 was disqualified as the WTO ruled late in the completion that TAnchorman had received an illegal wardrobe subsidy from Armani to develop his next generation leisure suit.

We would like to publicly thank Jane Wells for nominating the team as a finalist and apologize profusely for TAnchorman's gross breach of ethics.

News Team 4 Exclusive: Tanker Fight Exposed

We would like to direct our readers to TAnchorman's blog (pronounced tankerman) where News Team 4 has a new exclusive.

It seems as they were able to get their hands on a HASC transcript that contains a portion of a Team KC-30 post-fight conversation which was recorded last month.

Gen. McNabb was right, everyone should just calm down before this gets out of hand again.

TAnchorman Exclusive Video

Please visit TAnchorman's blog where he has an exclusive video of a 1/16 model test of new Maximum-On-Ground (MOG) enhancement procedures to accommodate the larger KC-30 tanker.

TAnchorman Consumer Alert

News Team 4 is looking out for you.

TAnchorman has just posted a consumer alert that is must reading for all government procurement officials.

If you thought sub-prime loans were bad, wait to you read about sub-prime contractors.

TAnchorman Uncovers Start of Tanker War

For today's post we will simply refer you to TAnchorman's Blog where he has an exclusive on the e-mail that started the tanker controversy.

We would like to thank TAnchorman and all of News Team 4 for their tireless efforts to bring us the often humorous behind-the-scenes tanker contract reporting.